1 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:22,814 - Hi. - Good evening. 2 00:00:25,234 --> 00:00:27,236 - I'm running a little late. - Okay. 3 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:28,529 [Jennifer] I need five minutes. 4 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:30,781 Welcome, designers! 5 00:00:30,906 --> 00:00:32,074 You've heard the expression 6 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:34,243 "'She'd even look great in a potato sack?"' 7 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:37,246 Well, you're gonna prove that point with this challenge. 8 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:41,040 You will be creating a party worthy look out of burlap... 9 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,506 - Oh. - Hi. 10 00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:50,092 - Hi. - My name is Greg. 11 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:51,677 - Is it? - Yes. 12 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:53,011 - My name is Larry. - Hi. 13 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:54,680 A great pleasure to meet you. 14 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:57,015 - Oh, thank you. - Well, you're very welcome. 15 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:59,935 - So what are you drawing? - Oh, I'm just doodling. 16 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,938 That's a Hitler mustache. That's Hitler hair. 17 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:06,108 - What's a Hitler? - Hitler was a bad man. 18 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:08,110 - A bad man? - A very bad man. 19 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:10,112 - Oh my God. - Yes, he started a war. 20 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:13,699 He didn't, he didn't really care for Jews. 21 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:15,867 He thought they were a bit much. 22 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:18,120 I would kick his butt. 23 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:19,913 - Would you? - Yes. 24 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:22,374 Good for you. What-what are you watching in there? 25 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:24,376 "Project Runway." 26 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:26,712 - Good show. - And what do you like about it? 27 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:29,381 The fashion! 28 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:31,383 It's like the best show ever. 29 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:34,595 - You like fashion? - Yes, I do. 30 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:36,972 Hmm. 31 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,016 Ooh, what's that right there? 32 00:01:39,141 --> 00:01:41,602 [Larry] Oh, that's called a swastika. 33 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:44,104 I like how the lines just go straight 34 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:46,273 and then up and then down and then straight 35 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:49,109 and then up and then down. It's beautiful. 36 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:53,780 My birthday's coming up in a week, so can you get me one? 37 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:55,157 - A swastika? - Yeah. 38 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:58,076 Uh, I-I don't know, Greg. I'll have to think about that. 39 00:01:58,201 --> 00:01:59,828 They should start selling them in... 40 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,830 ...every gift shop in New York City. 41 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,999 Yeah, I don't think Jews would like that. 42 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,335 Get a life, Jews! 43 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:07,669 Hmm. 44 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:08,837 Yeah. 45 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,297 Okay. 46 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:12,716 Uh, is your mom ready? 47 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:14,300 Okay, sweetie, Nana's waiting for you. 48 00:02:14,425 --> 00:02:15,469 She's gonna give you a bath, okay? 49 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:16,637 - Okay. - Okay. 50 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:19,389 Take good care of her. Bye. 51 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:21,224 Thanks. 52 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:22,559 He's something else, isn't he? 53 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:24,728 - That's an understatement. - Aw. 54 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:25,937 - So, are you ready? - Ready. 55 00:02:26,063 --> 00:02:28,899 So Susie tells me you're quite a piano player. 56 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:30,609 Oh. Eh, I don't know. 57 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:33,487 It's background, so don't get your hopes up too high. 58 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:35,113 What do you mean it's just in the background? 59 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:36,073 No, you'll see. 60 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:48,335 Hey. Shh! Come on. 61 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:51,088 A pianist is playing up there. 62 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:52,255 She's playing. 63 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:56,802 Hey, shh! Quiet. 64 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:58,345 So rude. 65 00:02:58,470 --> 00:02:59,554 Unbelievable. 66 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:06,353 How are you doing? My assistant called. Table for three. 67 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,607 Hey, it's Larry. I'm gonna go say hi. 68 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:12,234 Okay. 69 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:14,111 - What's up? - Hey. Hey, Mike. 70 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:15,529 You know, I hear we're neighbors now. 71 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:17,197 - Yeah. - You live downstairs. 72 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:18,490 - You got the place downstairs. - Yeah yeah, shh. 73 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:21,034 - Try and keep it down. She's... - Sorry? 74 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:22,452 - She's playing. Shh. - Alright. Oh. 75 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:24,830 But she's, it's background music. 76 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:26,957 Yeah, I know, but still, just try and keep it down. 77 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:29,418 - Wait, you know her? - I'm dating her. 78 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,877 - Oh, you're dating her? - Yes. Shh! 79 00:03:32,002 --> 00:03:34,089 It's not Carnegie Hall. It's just a bar. 80 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,299 I know but it's rude to talk. 81 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:37,592 - That's all. Okay. - Okay, alright. 82 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:38,844 Well, see you around the building. 83 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:41,596 I'll talk to you later. See ya later. 84 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,390 What were you saying about the frog? 85 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:44,850 There was an inflatable frog that came 86 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:46,852 out of a French restaurant in Vegas. 87 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:50,272 You're getting one of those foofy drinks, right? 88 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:52,149 No, I'm gonna go with straight tequila. 89 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:55,402 Hey, Fox. Fox! Fox! 90 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:58,905 Shh! Come on. 91 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:01,074 - She's playing. - Yeah. 92 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,877 [Larry] Yeah, clap. 93 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,673 I don't know how you do it. I really don't. 94 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,341 It's atmosphere. It's a nice setting. 95 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:22,512 - I'm really glad you're here. - I found it really annoying. 96 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:24,181 Hey, you got to know Greg a little bit. 97 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:26,266 - Yeah, I did. - Yeah. 98 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,185 He's quite a, quite a young man. 99 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:29,978 He's really like one of my favorite 100 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,438 people in the world, obviously but... 101 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:35,776 Yeah. Well, I mean it must be very... 102 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:38,528 ...you know challenging to have a son like that. 103 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:40,154 You know, I signed up for single motherhood. 104 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:42,240 It's not like a big... to me that's 105 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:44,034 part of the deal, you know. 106 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:45,911 No, but I mean... 107 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:48,789 ...you know, his being so um... 108 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:50,540 ...flamboyant. 109 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:54,586 I think the fact that he can sort of sell a song and... 110 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:57,088 I don't know where he gets it. I mean, there's nobody like him. 111 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:58,089 You know, it makes him really special 112 00:04:58,214 --> 00:04:59,591 and unique and different. 113 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,344 Okay. 114 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:03,762 His birthday's next week. 115 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,555 We're probably gonna have a party. 116 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,599 You're welcome to come. Probably just like a little family thing. 117 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,935 - No, I don't wanna go. - Oh. 118 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:14,189 A kid's birthday party. Nah, I'm not that guy. 119 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,024 I guess it'd be kind of boring. 120 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,275 - Hey, you know what? - What? 121 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,110 I'll buy him a birthday gift. How about that? 122 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:21,571 Larry, that would be so great. 123 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,281 If it helps with the sex, of course. 124 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:25,617 - It will help with the sex. - Then I get him a present. 125 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,410 - What's the debate? - Yeah, there's no debate. 126 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:29,496 - Whatsoever. - Of course, what do you... 127 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:32,290 What do you get a kid like that? 128 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:34,793 He loves everything. You met him. 129 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:36,253 Can't get him a baseball. 130 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:37,712 Sure you can. Don't worry about it. 131 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,714 - Can't get him a football. - Why not? 132 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,509 {\an8}Anything, it can be anything. Just get him whatever. 133 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:55,105 - Did you see that? - It was Michael J. Fox. 134 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:58,400 Yes. See that kind of head shake he just gave me? 135 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:01,403 He's upset because I shushed him earlier. 136 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,238 You know he has a condition. 137 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,490 - He shakes. - Yeah, you're right. 138 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,325 Maybe it was a Parkinson's shake. 139 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,369 It could have been a Parkinson's shake. 140 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:11,079 So... 141 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:14,958 Was it pissed or Parkinson's? I don't know. 142 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,084 I don't think that it's the kind of 143 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:17,210 question that you can ask him. 144 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:18,628 No. He lives right upstairs from me. 145 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:21,005 - This could get awkward. - Oh. 146 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:22,924 Maybe just say "I'm sorry I shushed you." 147 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,595 Yeah, okay. Good idea. 148 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:51,161 I'm sorry? 149 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:53,872 No, no. It's just, you know, you-you hit two floors 150 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:55,916 and I'm in a little bit of a rush, that's all. 151 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:59,210 What a terrible inconvenience. My God, I'm so sorry. 152 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:01,379 Well, yeah, as a matter of fact it is a little bit of 153 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:02,923 an inconvenience, yes, I mean, you don't know where 154 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:04,716 I'm going, I'm in a little bit of a rush. 155 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:06,635 I didn't mean to waste 12 seconds of your precious time. 156 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,345 It's not really about the 12 seconds, is it? 157 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,138 It's about the fact that you know, you hit two buttons. 158 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,432 I mean, who doesn't know what floor they're getting off on? 159 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:14,142 I decided to go someplace else. 160 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,853 I realize that that's illegal in your little world, isn't it? 161 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,730 If when you realized you hit the wrong floor 162 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,732 you just get off on 31,go up to 32. 163 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:21,983 - Oh, really? - Take the stairs. 164 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:23,026 Suppose I wanted to go to 40. 165 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:24,653 You mean because it's one flight now-- 166 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,404 Oh, you wanna go to 40 as well? Is that what you wanna do? 167 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:28,281 No, I'm saying what if I did wanna go to 40? 168 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:29,991 Why don't you go to 40? There you go. Alright. 169 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:33,370 Now you're going to 40 as well. Alright, you wanna go to 33, 34? 170 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:35,789 - How about that, huh? - I think I wanna go to 36 too. 171 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:37,540 Oh, Alright. You know, I changed my mind. 172 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:39,668 I think I'm gonna go to 36 and 37. 173 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,962 Oh, you know what? I changed my mind again. 174 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:44,464 - Yeah, why not go to 43? - I'll go to 40. I'll go to 42. 175 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:46,841 - Oh my goodness, look. - And I'll go. There you go. 176 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,010 Oh, terrific! Now we're going to every floor. 177 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,720 Yeah, enjoy that ride up to 44. 178 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:53,431 31. I think I'll get out here and take the stairs. 179 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:54,933 - Yeah. - Enjoy your ride. 180 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:56,476 Enjoy the walk! 181 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:02,023 [Larry] Anyway, I just wanted to tell you 182 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,526 that I hope you weren't upset about the shushing. 183 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,152 'Cause you know, a lot of people think-- 184 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:08,321 Okay, I'm not gonna lie to you, nobody likes to be shushed. 185 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:09,406 Yeah, nobody likes to be shushed. 186 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:10,991 My kids, I don't shush my kids. 187 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:12,492 Exactly, exactly, yeah. 188 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:14,828 'Cause I did notice before you left 189 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:17,247 you were looking at me and you kind of... 190 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:19,374 ...you know, shook your head. 191 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,042 Uh, yeah, my head shakes, Larry. 192 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,420 I have Parkinson's. I-I'm-I'm... 193 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:25,672 ...I'm a head-shaking fool. I just always shake. 194 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:27,090 So you're saying it was a Parkinson's shake. 195 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:29,509 Yeah, it wasn't-it wasn't a Larry shake or... 196 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,428 Got it. Okay. 197 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:33,013 But she was playing background music. 198 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:36,683 It was not a performance. I mean, per se. 199 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:38,351 To me it's a little rude. 200 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:40,352 If I went to see one of your movies 201 00:08:40,477 --> 00:08:43,398 and I was talking, you probably wouldn't like it. 202 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:44,774 Well... I'd be surprised. 203 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:46,568 Where are you gonna see one of my movies? 204 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:49,779 It was like 1985 last time I was in a movie. 205 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:51,865 Okay, if I saw one of your movies in 1985 206 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:53,450 you wouldn't like it if I was talking. 207 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:56,119 This is getting into time travel. This is getting weird. 208 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:59,289 So-so just to be clear, you're-you're not upset? 209 00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:05,462 Let me get that. 210 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:07,172 I'll be back in two shakes. 211 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:25,148 What the fuck? Lar, what are you doing? 212 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:27,776 Oh, I was just drawing a Hitler mustache. 213 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,486 On my father-in-law. That's my father-in-law. 214 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:30,945 That's your father-in-law? 215 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,822 Yeah, he's a businessman. He's on "Business week" magazine. 216 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:34,449 You're kidding! What the hell is he doing 217 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:35,492 on the cover of a magazine? 218 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:37,243 Well, he's the Fuehrer now. 219 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:38,953 Oh my God, I'm-I'm sorry. 220 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:41,498 I just like to see what people look like with Hitler mustaches. 221 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:43,875 He looks like Hitler. The mystery is solved. 222 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,794 My father-in-law looks like Hitler. 223 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,712 I've gotta get rid of this because he's coming over here. 224 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,798 - And if he sees this-- - I'm-I'm sorry again. 225 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,174 That's alright. 226 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:53,176 Can I-can I get you a soda or something Larry? 227 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:54,928 Oh sure. That'd be great. 228 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:56,971 You know, I-I mean, the thing is 229 00:09:57,097 --> 00:10:00,558 Hitler really ruined that mustache for-for everybody. 230 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,727 Because it's really, it's an interesting mustache 231 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,480 and now nobody could-could wear it, you know. 232 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:06,648 Oh, thanks. 233 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:10,485 Oh Jesus Christ! 234 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,403 - What the hell? - You want-- 235 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,573 Did you shake that up on purpose? 236 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,492 Parkinson's. 237 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:27,544 - I think the shirt's ruined. - I'm not really surprised, man. 238 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:30,046 - He has Parkinson's. - So he's got Parkinson's. 239 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,340 Of course it's Parkinson's. He was shaking. 240 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,175 He would never do anything like that on purpose. 241 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,469 Michael J. Fox? Never in a million years. 242 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:37,929 But he shakes, right? 243 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,222 He hands you a soda that's shaken. 244 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:40,348 He can't stop fuckin' shaking. 245 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,516 So you're saying you don't believe me. 246 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,684 I'm just not buying it, see that 247 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,352 fuckin' milk you got in your hand right now? 248 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,395 You hand that man a carton of 249 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:46,688 fuckin' milk, guess what. 250 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:47,814 It's gonna be a fuckin' milkshake. 251 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:49,482 That was not Parkinson's. 252 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,442 Thank God he didn't hand you his dick, you know what I mean? 253 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:53,194 He could've been shaking and shook that dick up, handed 254 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,196 you the dick, and the dick shot sperm in your face. 255 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,948 Yeah, but why-why would he hand me a dick? 256 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:59,325 - I mean as an example. - What kind of example is that? 257 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:00,535 I'm just comparing it to other things 258 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,537 you can shake up, right? With Parkinson's, right? 259 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,623 You just live in a total dick world, don't you? 260 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,583 - It's a good example. - Right? 261 00:11:14,756 --> 00:11:15,758 What's that? 262 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,220 Is that Parkinson's, hmm? 263 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:22,515 - You think that's Parkinson's? - Shit. Wow. 264 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,729 - He's pissed. - He's pissed. 265 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,195 Hi. Oh, look at... 266 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,446 Hey, Greg! 267 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:38,740 Larry brought you something for your birthday. 268 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,992 - Greg! - He's gonna be so excited. 269 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,621 Happy birthday! 270 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:45,747 Hmm. 271 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,082 Oh my God. Let me check. What is it? 272 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,958 - What is it? - What is it? 273 00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:52,045 It's a sewing machine. It's a sewing machine. 274 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,090 It's a sewing machine! 275 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,593 Oh my God, I'm gonna make the "Gone With the Wind" costume. 276 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,054 "Meet Me in St. Louis," "The Wizard of Oz." 277 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:02,513 You're gonna make "The Wizard of Oz" costume? 278 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:03,598 - Yes! - Which one? 279 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:04,974 Dorothy. 280 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,393 I love it, I love it, I love it! 281 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:08,645 Thank you, Lord. 282 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,730 "Thank you, Lord"? Thank you, Larry. 283 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:13,942 - Thank you, Larry. - You're welcome, Greg. 284 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,152 Nana, Nana! 285 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,367 - A sewing machine? - Yeah. He loved it. 286 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,369 What, are you trying to turn him gay? 287 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:31,376 He is a happy, healthy, normal seven-year-old boy. 288 00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,169 What is the matter with you? 289 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,546 Yeah, I think he might be gay. 290 00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:51,562 Leon! 291 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,898 - You up? - Yeah, I'm up. 292 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:55,607 This dude is out of fucking control right now. 293 00:12:55,732 --> 00:12:57,110 What is going on with him? 294 00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:59,570 All this fuckin' clomping around all fuckin' night? 295 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,072 I can't fuckin' sleep like this, man. 296 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,740 I know. God! 297 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,325 Better handle this dude, man. 298 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:05,827 You'd better go up there and handle this fuckin' guy, man. 299 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,370 You know what I'm saying. This shit don't go down 300 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:08,871 in a black neighborhood. You know what I mean? 301 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,373 Alright, I'm gonna go up there. 302 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,083 Unless you want to. 303 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,085 [Leon] If I go up there, I will kill this motherfucker. 304 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,378 Michael J. Fox 305 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,255 about to be Michael J. Fucked-up in a minute. 306 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,798 But you go up there, you and him 307 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:21,301 that's-that's a fair fight and shit. You know what I'm saying? 308 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:22,677 How is that a fair fight? 309 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,261 Shaking motherfuckers like that, you know 310 00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:26,054 little kids and shit, old people, motherfuckers 311 00:13:26,179 --> 00:13:28,725 who can't defend themselves, and you, that's perfect. 312 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,019 You two face off, that's just even Steven. 313 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,520 That's not even Steven. 314 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:33,688 [Leon] That's even fuckin' Steven, Larry. 315 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:34,731 You don't think I can get 316 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:35,815 the better of him in a fight? 317 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,317 That shaking shit might come in handy. 318 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,484 I don't fuckin' know. Right? 319 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:40,111 You don't know this motherfucker's skills. 320 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,195 - Alright. - Right? 321 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,655 Alright, you watch me, okay? 322 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,365 - I wanna see this shit. - You watch me. 323 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,450 This shit don't happen in a black neighborhood. 324 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,118 I'm telling you. 325 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:54,917 - Hey, Larry. - Hey. 326 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,044 Um... 327 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,548 What's going on up here? 328 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,134 Why? What do you mean "what's going on"? 329 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:06,596 There's a lot of clomping on the floor. It's keeping me up. 330 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,056 Oh, oh, it's the boots, the boots. 331 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,808 Yeah, yeah. My feet cramp. It's called dystonia. 332 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:13,102 And I have to wear uh... 333 00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:15,355 ...stiff shoes to-to keep them from cramping. 334 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,732 It's in my book. It's chapter one. You should read it. 335 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,942 At the very least it'll help you get to sleep. 336 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,612 Your feet are cramping? Is this a new thing? 337 00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:25,156 No. This has been going on for about 20 years now, Lar. 338 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,367 Oh really? How come I haven't heard the clomping before? 339 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,285 You haven't lived here. You've lived in California. 340 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:30,453 I've been living here for over a month. 341 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,704 I haven't heard any clomping. 342 00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:32,914 What am I, bullshitting you? 343 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,540 I-I don't know. I'll tell you what I think. 344 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:35,792 You wanna know what I think, Fox? 345 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,335 - I'm hanging on it. - Are you? 346 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,045 I think you're upset about the shushing. 347 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,546 I think you were pissed off about the Hitler 348 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,006 mustache on your father-in-law. 349 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,759 I think you shook up that can of soda on purpose. 350 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,677 And I think you're clomping now and you've made up 351 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,346 some bullshit excuse about your feet 352 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,306 and it's all under the guise of Parkinson's. 353 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,642 That's what I think. Huh? 354 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,560 I thought I was the sickest guy on this block 355 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:55,645 but you're the new champ. 356 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,688 I have a sickness in my brain. 357 00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,649 You have a sickness in your mind. 358 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,818 - Your mind is it's gone over. - Oh, has it? 359 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:04,570 It's fascinating if it wasn't so fucking tragic. 360 00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,155 Huh. So you deny the whole thing? 361 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,241 It's all Parkinson's, Larry. It's all Parkinson's. 362 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:11,119 - The head shake at the bar? - Parkinson's. 363 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,955 - Soda? - Parkinson's. 364 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,582 - The clomping? - Parkinson's. 365 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,001 Are you sure? 366 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,879 Yeah, Larry, I'm-I'm dead certain. 367 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,100 Okay. 368 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,358 Alright, there you go. 369 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,235 [Susie] Hello? Hey, Lar. 370 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,903 Hey. 371 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,280 What the hell were you thinking? 372 00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:48,489 What? 373 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,908 You give a seven-year-old kid, a boy 374 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,161 a sewing machine as a gift? 375 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,537 - Yeah. So what? - Totally inappropriate. 376 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,998 No, not inappropriate. He loved the gift. 377 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,876 He went in that room, figured out in two minutes 378 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:01,377 how to work that sewing machine. 379 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,504 And he was working on a frilly thing immediately. 380 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,882 I don't like the implication, alright? 381 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,884 - It's not an implication. - He's seven. 382 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:10,011 Being gay means that you're attracted 383 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,637 to the person of the same sex. 384 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,974 He's too young to be attracted to anybody. 385 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,935 He will be gay. He's just, he's pre-gay. 386 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,062 I don't know that you can make that assumption. 387 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,772 I think it was an insult and I think 388 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:25,151 you'd better get another fucking gift, okay? 389 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,031 Why does she stick her nose into everything? 390 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,532 What, I gotta get the kid another gift now? 391 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,075 [Jeff] Yeah get him another gift. 392 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:36,037 What am I gonna get him? I have nothing to get him. 393 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,789 What about a slinky? A slinky's always-- 394 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:42,376 - A slinky? - Eh, that's-that's pretty gay. 395 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,503 Well, you're handling a ball. 396 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:44,670 You're handling balls. 397 00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,881 Yeah. That's what a slinky is, really. 398 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,007 It's handling balls. 399 00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:49,008 Yes, that's what... 400 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,676 ...my point exactly. So it's gay. 401 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,553 I mean, maybe roller skates? 402 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,305 Nah, that's got the ice skating thing. 403 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,307 You don't wanna even touch that. 404 00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,018 A musical instrument. 405 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,394 - Oh, that's not bad. - No sexuality involved. 406 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,479 Unless you get him a harp. 407 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,523 You wanna keep away from the flute, I think. 408 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,691 - No flute, no harp. - Okay. 409 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:08,402 - It's your turn. - Okay. There you go. 410 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,654 You-you realize that might've been 411 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,196 the dumbest move you could have possibly done? 412 00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:12,949 Seriously, I'm not thinking straight. 413 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,617 I'm so... he's keeping me up. 414 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,244 Michael J. Fox, every night. 415 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,369 Clomping around upstairs. 416 00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:19,539 - Still clomping? - Yes. I can't sleep. 417 00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,415 - Michael? - Yeah. 418 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,708 Let me tell you something. That Tracy, his wife 419 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,627 Tracy Pollan, she's a saint. 420 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,712 What a relationship those two have, huh? 421 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,798 - I know. You're right. - Such devotion. 422 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,132 - It's just, it's incredible. - Yeah. 423 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,509 As a cynic it kind of sickens me 424 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,511 but he'd take a bullet for her. 425 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,346 He would take a bullet for her. 426 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,723 - True love. - Yeah. 427 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,934 - How about you, Jeff? - What? 428 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,394 Would you take a bullet for me? 429 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,145 Of course I'd take a bullet for you. 430 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:46,190 What, are you kidding? Without a doubt. 431 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,901 - You think he would? - He just said he would. 432 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:51,862 Saying and doing, two different things. I doubt it. 433 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,324 - You know what people say... - What? 434 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,910 - ...when you guys leave a room? - What do they say? 435 00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:00,246 - "Poor bastard." - Oh, jeez. 436 00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:02,957 [Susie] You could leave now, Larry. Get the fuck out! 437 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,542 I'm going home. 438 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,006 See you, folks. 439 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:11,549 - Hey, John! - Hey, Larry. 440 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:13,259 - How are you doing, man? - Pretty good. How's it going? 441 00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,386 Real good. Thanks for the Yankees tickets. 442 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:16,971 - Anytime, man. - I really appreciate it. 443 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,888 - Anytime. - See you around. 444 00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:27,189 Was that, uh... Parkinson's? 445 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:30,818 No, that wasn't Parkinson's. That was just bad timing. 446 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,069 - Bad timing? - Yeah. 447 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,613 Oh okay, so that one wasn't park in... 448 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:36,490 By the way, still a lot of clomping I'm hearing. 449 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,659 You know, you just, you need to take it up with the board. 450 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,578 I think I am gonna take it up with the board. 451 00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:41,579 Just let me know how that works out for you. 452 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,289 I will. I can't-I can't sleep. 453 00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:45,333 Mr. Fox, is there a problem here? 454 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,461 As a matter of fact, there is a bit of a problem. 455 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:50,504 You need me to call the police? 456 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,715 - No, I think you can handle it. - Alright. 457 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,676 Eddie, get Mr. Fox a cab, please. Thank you. 458 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:56,927 Thank you, Eddie. Thanks, John. 459 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,471 You got it, Mr. Fox. 460 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:02,808 What's the problem? 461 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,518 I'll tell you what the problem is. 462 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,686 He bumped into me on purpose. Did you see that? 463 00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:08,439 I did see it. He has Parkinson's disease. 464 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:12,359 I know he has Parkinson's. He's using it to harass me, okay? 465 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,987 I swear to God. He shook up soda and spilled it all over me. 466 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,448 - He-he's clomping around-- - Here's the deal. 467 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,742 Here's the deal. You can bump into any tenant 468 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,953 you want in this building, alright? I don't give a shit. 469 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:26,040 You don't touch Mr. Fox. Do you understand? 470 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,335 You touch him again, me and you got a problem. 471 00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:32,088 Oh, you don't touch Michael J. Fox. 472 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,590 Oh yeah. Let me tell you something, okay? 473 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,050 I'm very sympathetic to the Parkinson's! 474 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,927 But just having Parkinson's doesn't give you 475 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:41,263 carte Blanche to take advantage of the non-Parkinson's! 476 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,938 [Larry] Honest to God, I can't sleep. 477 00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:52,817 He's banging on my ceiling with these special shoes. 478 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,402 He's wearing combat boots. 479 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,195 And yesterday he shoved me 480 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,655 when I was coming out of the elevator. 481 00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:03,369 Shoved me. Michael J. Fox shoved me, okay? 482 00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,413 Mr. David, are you aware of the fact that 483 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,623 Michael J. Fox has Parkinson's disease? 484 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,709 [Larry] Of course I'm aware of the Parkinson's. 485 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,585 Don't you understand what he's doing? 486 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,087 Nobody understands this. 487 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,715 He's using the Parkinson's to do whatever he wants. 488 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,385 You think Mr. Parkinson, the first guy who had Parkinson's. 489 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,345 You think he would like what he's seeing here? 490 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,055 Mr. Parkinson would be appalled 491 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,725 if he knew how Mr. Fox is behaving. 492 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,810 Mr. David, I'd like to ask you 493 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:30,061 about the incident in the elevator. 494 00:20:30,186 --> 00:20:31,856 That guy told you about that? 495 00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:34,316 Are you serious? He came to the board-- 496 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:37,236 "I got in the elevator with Larry David"? 497 00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:38,571 Oh, come on. Give me a break. 498 00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:39,739 Mr. David, you're not allowed 499 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,449 to play with the buttons on the elevator. 500 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,909 I didn't play with the buttons. He played with the buttons. 501 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:53,002 Mr. David, I'm afraid it's the decision of this board 502 00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:58,048 in view of the two offenses, that you are on probation. 503 00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:01,135 I think I don't have to explain that a third offense 504 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,763 will mean you will be asked to leave the building. 505 00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:06,515 It's not fair. 506 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:11,645 Well, perhaps you could make amends to Mr. Fox. 507 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,230 He's holding a fundraiser 508 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,232 tomorrow afternoon in our courtyard 509 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,693 and it would be a good thing if you showed up. 510 00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,445 And-and a contribution 511 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:22,782 to the Parkinson's charity would probably go a long way 512 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,407 towards resolving this. 513 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,746 How much are you thinking? 514 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:29,997 $10,000. 515 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,008 [Jennifer] Hey, look at that. 516 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,552 - Woah, hey. - Hey! 517 00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:44,470 - Huh? - Hi, Lar. 518 00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:45,638 How are you? What... 519 00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:47,097 What is it? 520 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:49,433 It's another present for Greg. 521 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:52,686 - Oh! - Very good. 522 00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:54,146 I heard the voice of the people 523 00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:56,898 and like any great leader, I responded. 524 00:21:57,023 --> 00:21:58,067 - What did you get? - Very well done. 525 00:21:58,192 --> 00:21:59,859 Well, that's really none of your business. 526 00:21:59,984 --> 00:22:02,029 [Susie] How is it none of my business? I wanna know if you've 527 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,446 fucked up again or if you got a gift. 528 00:22:03,571 --> 00:22:05,574 I got a good gift, I'd like to surprise him if you don't mind. 529 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:06,867 Well, he could be surprised. 530 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,118 We don't need to be surprised, okay? 531 00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:09,703 Yeah, I don't wanna be surprised, Larry. 532 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,498 - It's a violin. - Oh. 533 00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:14,917 - That is great. - You like that, huh? 534 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,627 He's been asking to take lessons. 535 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:19,129 - And she's a musician. - Yeah, so duh. 536 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:20,965 - Wow. Alright. - Yeah. 537 00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:22,340 That sewing machine's gotta go. 538 00:22:22,465 --> 00:22:24,218 Yeah. I'll box it up. I'll give it back to you. 539 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,262 Well, I don't want it. What am I gonna do with it? 540 00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:28,638 I'll give it to you and you can just take it back. 541 00:22:28,763 --> 00:22:30,558 I'm not taking it back. It's your sewing machine. 542 00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:31,892 - It's not mine. - You know what? 543 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:33,644 You make such a big megillah over everything. 544 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,186 I'm a megillah? Why am I a megillah? 545 00:22:35,311 --> 00:22:37,481 I have to buy two gifts now and take one back? 546 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:41,443 Give the kid the fucking violin and be gone with you. Asshole. 547 00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:43,070 Greg! 548 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,280 Come here, honey. 549 00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:45,698 - Hi, sweetie! - Hey! 550 00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:47,241 Look who's here. It's Larry. 551 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,493 - Heya, Greg. - Oh, I like your bag. 552 00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,078 - You do? - Yeah. Where is it from? 553 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,247 Yeah, it's cool, isn't it, the fringe? 554 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,583 - Yeah. What? - Guess what. 555 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,042 Larry got you a present to replace the sewing machine. 556 00:22:58,167 --> 00:22:59,712 I love my sewing machine. 557 00:22:59,837 --> 00:23:02,089 - What? - I love my sewing machine. 558 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,800 Oh, he loves his sewing machine. 559 00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:06,385 And I made something for you, Susie. 560 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:07,386 You made something for me? 561 00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:08,971 Oh, by the way, he likes the 562 00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:11,473 sewing, he wants to keep it. He made something for you. 563 00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:14,143 - What is that, honey? - I made you a pillow sham. 564 00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:15,853 A pillow sham? 565 00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:17,688 - He made you a pillow sham. - Oh my God. 566 00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:18,981 - You made this? - Look at this. 567 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:21,191 - Really nice stitch-- - This kid-- 568 00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:23,234 What the--? 569 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:27,907 What? Where did you learn about this symbol? 570 00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:30,367 Larry taught me how to make a swastika. 571 00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:32,536 He wrote it on a piece of paper, he was doodling. 572 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:33,996 - Like this evil man... - Greg. 573 00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:36,999 ...who hated Jews. What was his name again, Larry? 574 00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:39,084 - Hitler? - Hitler! Yeah, Hitler. 575 00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:41,128 [Susie] Larry taught you how to make this? 576 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,338 You taught him how to make a swastika? 577 00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:43,672 I did not. I was doodling. 578 00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:45,174 What the hell are you thinking? 579 00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:47,301 - I was doodling! I was just... - On a pillow sham? 580 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:50,763 You think this is an appropriate symbol to be petit pointing on-- 581 00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:51,430 Susie, look out! 582 00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:52,848 Ahh! 583 00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:56,769 Jeff! Jeff! 584 00:23:56,894 --> 00:23:59,438 {\an8}Are you okay? Honey, are you okay? 585 00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:01,523 I took a bullet for you. 586 00:24:01,648 --> 00:24:03,233 Well, it was a bike technically. 587 00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:11,032 Good afternoon. I wanna welcome you all here 588 00:24:11,157 --> 00:24:13,327 and thank you for your support of the Michael J. Fox foundation 589 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:14,954 for Parkinson's research. 590 00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:16,497 It's-it's really great to see you 591 00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:18,248 and-and a very special thank you 592 00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:21,292 and a very warm welcome to Mayor Bloomberg... 593 00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:25,589 ...who's with us today. 594 00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:29,343 Supporting us as he has since our inception 595 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:32,513 and throughout our progress toward a cure for Parkinson's. 596 00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:34,515 - Before I-I go much further... - Ah, hey. 597 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:37,601 How are you feeling? 598 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,686 - My side is just killing me. - What a shame. 599 00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:41,021 Oh God, it's terrible. 600 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,190 Well, I think you saved her life. 601 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,858 - She owes me. - Yeah. 602 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:46,694 Well, I got a doctor's appointment this afternoon. 603 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:48,988 I'll get the whole thing straightened out. 604 00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:50,321 So what did you end up getting Greg? 605 00:24:50,446 --> 00:24:52,700 - I got him a-- - Hey! Shh! 606 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,201 [Michael] And we figure we have to tackle road blocks 607 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:56,662 that other funders have not addressed. 608 00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:57,788 But-- 609 00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:01,041 Larry, what are you doing? 610 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,377 Why-why do you have to come here and do that? 611 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,671 Give the violin sign in front of all these people? 612 00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:08,882 - He made the violin sign?! - He was making the violin sign! 613 00:25:11,552 --> 00:25:15,431 I got, I got a kid a present. It was a present. 614 00:25:15,556 --> 00:25:17,307 The violin sign, Larry. Come on, please. 615 00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:20,769 Wait a second, Mike. Let me-let me handle this. I'm the mayor. 616 00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:22,896 I'm not gonna stand here and listen 617 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:25,566 to anybody denigrate Michael J. Fox. 618 00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:28,234 He's a great New Yorker and a great American. 619 00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:30,821 I wasn't denigrating. I didn't denigrate! 620 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:32,489 Larry let me tell you something. 621 00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:34,575 This guy is trying to put Parkinson's 622 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:38,662 out of business and I'm here to put you out of this city. 623 00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:41,205 - Get out of town. - What? 624 00:25:41,330 --> 00:25:43,333 - I'm a New Yorker! - Get the fuck out of here. 625 00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:45,544 - I'm-I'm-- - Get out of here! 626 00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:55,304 I'm a New Yorker. You-you can't do that to me. 627 00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:57,347 I'm a New Yorker! 628 00:25:57,473 --> 00:25:59,224 I got your results. You're gonna be just fine. 629 00:25:59,349 --> 00:26:00,517 - Great. - Now listen. 630 00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:02,936 There is a small amount of internal bleeding. 631 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:04,438 - What? - It's nothing to worry about. 632 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:05,814 It's small. We're gonna handle it. 633 00:26:05,939 --> 00:26:07,733 I wanna give you some antibiotics, okay? 634 00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:10,444 And considering the area of the injury 635 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:13,946 I think the best course is to do some suppositories. 636 00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:17,409 - Suppositories? - They call them bullets. 637 00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:25,792 Oh, hello. 638 00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:30,130 Larry. 639 00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:32,132 Oh, hey. 640 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,468 You know, I really owe you an apology. 641 00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,428 I wasn't mocking you with the violin. 642 00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,763 I bought a violin for this little kid. 643 00:26:38,888 --> 00:26:39,932 And I couldn't say it out 644 00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:41,308 loud 'cause I didn't wanna disturb you. 645 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,268 So I was telling Jeff that I bought him a violin. 646 00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:45,979 It's over. Forget about it. It's just a clean slate. 647 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:48,023 - Let's not dwell on it. - Really? 648 00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:50,275 If there's anything I can do for you 649 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,319 you-you just, you just let me know. 650 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,988 It's funny you should say that, because there actually is. 651 00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:57,950 Tracy and I are doing this event for the children's hospital. 652 00:26:58,075 --> 00:26:59,368 - Oh. - And we're having this event. 653 00:26:59,493 --> 00:27:02,121 If you wanted to, you could come and spend the day with us. 654 00:27:02,246 --> 00:27:04,289 - At the hospital with the kids. - Ah, with the kids. 655 00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:06,500 Yeah, there'll be games and we'll have lunch. 656 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,127 And there's putt-putt golf and-- 657 00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:10,462 - Putt-putt with sick kids? - Putt-putt with sick kids. 658 00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:12,297 Yeah. It's-it's gonna be great. They love that. 659 00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:13,965 This is nice. 660 00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:15,092 Some of them even wear masks 661 00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:18,345 you know, so they don't get infected and... 662 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:20,556 - They're infected? - Take precautions. 663 00:27:20,681 --> 00:27:22,307 Make sure you don't get sick and you don't get them sick 664 00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,726 they don't get you sick. 665 00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:26,811 Boy. Yes, I'd love to. 666 00:27:26,936 --> 00:27:28,230 - I'd love to. - Great, excellent. 667 00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:30,523 - When-when is it? - This Saturday. 668 00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:34,278 - That's unbelievable. - Can you make it? 669 00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:36,613 I have to be out of town on Saturday. 670 00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:37,948 Really? 671 00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:39,741 Let me make a couple of phone calls. 672 00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:42,494 Possibly I could... ah, no, I can't. 673 00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:44,413 They-they won't let me out of that. 674 00:27:44,538 --> 00:27:46,039 Where are you going? 675 00:27:55,132 --> 00:27:56,425 Ho-ho! Heh-hey. 676 00:27:56,550 --> 00:27:59,720 Yeah. Heh-hey. 677 00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:01,388 So how long are we gonna be in this town? 678 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:04,474 I told Fox two months. What are you eating? 679 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:08,103 It's a chalupa inside a burrito wrapped the fuck up. 680 00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:10,147 You know, you're in Paris, got the best food 681 00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:12,191 in the world and you're eating a chalupa? 682 00:28:12,316 --> 00:28:13,317 If I could've put French toast 683 00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:15,359 in this motherfucker, I would, okay? 684 00:28:15,484 --> 00:28:17,654 Huh, look at this. 685 00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:19,323 Huh? Do you believe this? 686 00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:21,700 - I gotta say something to him. - Oh no. 687 00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,343 Asshole. Asshole.